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Art Metrano
Birthday: September 22, 1936

Birth Place: Brooklyn, New York, USA
Height: 0' 0"

Below is a complete filmography (list of movies he's appeared in) for Art Metrano. If you have any corrections or additions, please email us at corrections@actorsofhollywood.com. We'd also be interested in any trivia or other information you have.



Moonfaced, curly-headed comic actor Art Metrano went to junior college in Stockton, California on a football scholarship; he later transferred to the College of the Pacific, majoring in acting. Returning to New York, Metrano tried to find work — only to head back to the West Coast on the advice of an astrologer. Supporting himself as an automatic telephone system salesman, Metrano began attaining small TV parts, which led to his being cast in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? At a Christmas party, Metrano began cutting up with an improv bit in which he pretended to be a sleight-of-hand artist; the routine consisted of his humming the song "Fine and Dandy" as he'd proceed to pull invisible handkerchiefs out of his pocket and extricate himself from non-existent handcuffs. This "do-nothing magician" act led to several guest spots on The Tonight Show, Laugh-In and The Dean Martin Show, and a regular stint on 1970's The Tim Conway Hour (the theme song of which was, inevitably, "Fine and Dandy"). By 1971, Metrano was costarring in a '30s-era sitcom The Chicago Teddy Bears, playing a soft-hearted gangster. The series was axed after 13 weeks, consigning Metrano to the guest-star circuit. Art Metrano subsequently showed up in such films as Seven (1979), Breathless (1983) and Malibu Express (1984); he also had regular roles on TV's Movin' On (1974), Amy Prentiss (1974), Joanie Loves Chachi (1982), Loves Me Loves Me Not (1977) and Tough Cookies (1986).

Movie Credits
Good Advice (2001)
[ Charlie Sheen ][ Jon Lovitz ][ Jonathan Breck ]
How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998)
[ Taye Diggs ][ Danny Glover ][ Victor Garber ][ Carl Lumbly ][ James Pickens Jr. ]
You Win Some, You Lose Some (1997)
[ Jeremy London ]
Murder in Mind (1997)
[ Jason Scott Lee ][ Jimmy Smits ]
Kagaku ninja tai Gatchaman (1994)
[ David Millbern ]
Zo Long (1992)
From Here to Paternity (1992)
Toys (1992)
[ Robin Williams ][ Jamie Foxx ][ Michael Gambon ][ LL Cool J ][ Barry Levinson ]
Badfellas (1991)
Honey, I Shrunk Laverne (1990)
Gummibärchen küßt man nicht (1989)
[ Ernest Borgnine ][ John Hillerman ]
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers (1989)
No Man's Valley (1987)
Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)
[ Steve Guttenberg ][ David James Elliott ][ Bob Goldthwait ][ Michael Winslow ][ David Graf ]
Malibu Express (1985)
[ Regis Philbin ][ Darby Hinton ]
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
[ Steve Guttenberg ][ Bob Goldthwait ][ Jason Hervey ][ Michael Winslow ][ David Graf ]
Teachers (1984)
[ Morgan Freeman ][ Crispin Glover ][ Ralph Macchio ][ Nick Nolte ][ Judd Hirsch ]
Tiger - Frühling in Wien (1984)
Breathless (1983)
[ Richard Gere ][ François Truffaut ]
History of the World: Part I (1981)
[ Mel Brooks ][ Orson Welles ][ John Hurt ][ Dom DeLuise ][ Gregory Hines ]
Going Ape! (1981)
[ Danny DeVito ][ Tony Danza ][ Frank Sivero ]
A Cry for Love (1980)
[ Powers Boothe ][ John Diehl ][ Herb Edelman ]
How to Beat the High Co$t of Living (1980)
[ Fred Willard ][ Edward Albert ][ Eddie Albert ][ Dabney Coleman ]
Cheaper to Keep Her (1980)
[ Wallace Shawn ][ Ian McShane ]
Trust Me (1979)
Seven (1979)
[ Martin Kove ][ Terry Jastrow ]
Matilda (1978)
[ Robert Mitchum ][ Elliott Gould ]
Guns and Brothers (1977)
The Runaways (1977)
Warhead (1977)
Open City (1976)
[ Jerry Douglas ]
Evil in the Deep (1976)
[ Darby Hinton ]
Brinks: The Great Robbery (1976)
[ Leslie Nielsen ][ Stephen Collins ][ Darren McGavin ][ Cliff Gorman ][ Carl Betz ]
Runaway (1975)
The Glass Dart Board (1975)
[ Karl Malden ]
The Strongest Man in the World (1975)
[ Kurt Russell ][ Harold Gould ][ Cesar Romero ][ Dick Van Patten ]
The Mansion (1975)
The Hunters (1974)
[ Sal Mineo ][ Jackie Cooper ]
Dirty O'Neil (1974)
Amy Prentiss: Part 2 (1974)
[ William Shatner ]
Downhill All the Way (1973)
The All-American Boy (1973)
[ Jon Voight ][ Ken Norton ]
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off (1973)
[ Scatman Crothers ][ Jim Brown ][ George Gaynes ]
Steambath (1973)
[ Bill Bixby ][ Kenneth Mars ][ Herb Edelman ]
They Only Kill Their Masters (1972)
[ James Garner ][ Hal Holbrook ]
The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
[ Edward Albert ][ Eddie Albert ][ Charles Grodin ]
Love and the Caller/Love and the Secret Life/Love and the Swinging Philosophy/Love and the Woman in White (1972)
[ Austin Pendleton ][ Frank Sutton ]
Norma (1970)
Ransom (1970)
And Something Makes Four (1969)
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
[ Bruce Dern ][ Red Buttons ][ Ian Abercrombie ]
In Name Only (1969)
[ Herb Edelman ][ Michael Callan ]
Then Came Bronson (1969)
[ Martin Sheen ]
In Search of an Artist (1969)
I Want to Be a Butterfly (1968)
Samantha Fights City Hall (1968)
Samantha's Wedding Present (1968)
Swingin' Together (1963)
[ Bobby Rydell ]
Rocket Attack U.S.A. (1961)
[ Robert Reed ]


  • Appeared frequently on variety shows in the early 70s as a magician performing absurd tricks (such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another) while constantly humming his inane theme song.
  • Broke his neck in six places falling from a ladder while working on a house. After extensive rehabilitation, he can walk a little with difficulty, but generally uses a wheelchair.
  • Through his one man stage act, titled "The Accidental Comedy", he has been able to raise more than ,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury to help buy crutches, wheelchairs and supplies for others with spinal injuries.
  • Known to fans as Mauser from the Police Academy Series.

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